akswatson:

firequeensrules:

Free!Eternal Thriller

holy shit that last one tho

vambrace:

"I tried to scroll past"

"can’t not reblog!"

"YOU HAVE TO READ THIS"

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ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

erichm:

stupid terrible sketch shit

erichm:

stupid terrible sketch shit

almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

Reblog if you are a BIRD NERD or if your friend is a BIRD NERD

casualcissexism:

every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns

shingeki-no-tsubasa:

ATTENTION HETALIA FANBASE!! IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HETALIA WILL HAVE A NEW SERIES ON SHONEN JUMP PLUS WHICH WILL BE UPDATED TWICE A WEEK!!

THIS IS OFFICIAL, THIS INFORMATION IS TAKING TWITTER JAPAN BY STORM, IT EVEN MADE IN THE TRENDING TAGS!!

SPREAD IT!!

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.